Now I know this is the height of tack but I cannot get enough of the Real Housewives series. I seem to have become obsessed then afterwards, full of shame for being entertained by such trash! H2B refuses to watch and mocks me relentlessly!
The Beverley Hills lot are my far the best but I've also been series linking the RH of Orange County on ITV daily at 3.40pm! In case you haven't seen the last series of the RH of BH, here's a quick catch up!
Kim has gone insane. Lets face it, she was pretty messed up before but she's seriously koo koo now. (Did you see her in the ski chalet episode?) Kyle claims she's an alcoholic and her voice mail to Adrienne doesn't do much to dispel this theory. I've heard that Kim has opted out of the next series, choosing instead to enter rehab, again.
Adrienne still argues with her long suffering husband Paul. Why are they together again? She can barely seem to look at him without frowning! And what's with all this glittery hair extensions? Is she 9 or 49? Her basketball (?) team hate her for some reason along with her Maloof brothers yet despite the threat of 'beer cans being thrown' she so valiantly attended the game and risked her life!
Camille seems to have gotten over Frasier and is actually staying out of the bitching (to a degree) for once. Her weird ginger friend makes a come back but at least the fake cigarette-smoking mind reader has so far been avoided! But alas, she is selling the ski chalet. (Not because she can't afford it though - she so subtly makes clear) Just because it holds such painful memories : (
Lisa, ah Lisa Van Der Pump, you gotta love her! And who calls their daughter Pandora?! I did love her wedding though, the flowers and cake though the sickly sweet pink got a but much. I still admire anyone who has the balls to marry a 'Ken' - such a fab English name! No nonesence, straight talking 'therapy is a sign of weakness' Ken. Still not entirely sure where the Van Der Pump name came from!
Then there's poor little Taylor. Taylor whose teeth are too big for her head, lips too big for her face and cheekbones that could serioulsy injure a passing child. Taylor who claimed in Series One that she saw her late husband over a crowded room and just thought 'that's the man for me.' Hiding in a suitcase? Flipping out over her make-up bag? I really hope she's getting help now because something was very wrong and made for pretty uncomfortable watching that last episode.
Kyle has moved into a bigger home bless her. At least now in the opening credits she admits 'I'm not the richest girl.' You're right, you're not. Your husband is. But her daughter Portia is adorable so I'll let her off.
Lisa and Kyle are the most likeable characters. Kyle looks gorgeous with her long thick dark hair and amazing clothes and earrings and Lisa....well, I can't get enough of the helicopter shots of her house (and by that I mean mansion, grounds, estate!)
Please leave any comments below. Which is your favourite? Are you enjoying this season?
Love TM
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